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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

13.06.2025 00:56

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

HELLO

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do guys ever want to suck a dick even though they are straight?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Why do people say African Americans act the way they do because they're poor, when the ones with money act the same?

Sure no problem officer.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Why am I dreaming of people I've never seen before?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

What are your thoughts on a Russian poetry prize banning entries from transgender people? Why is Russia so transphobic?

{RING} {RING}

Yes sir it is.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Whats the rule that makes "please" pronounced the same as "pleas"?

After a few moments he returns.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.